You think that you can’t make mistakes, but there’s going to come a moment when you realize you’re wrong about that, and you’re going to get yourself and everyone under your command killed.

• Glenn Close:  Welcome. This is the "I've worked my ass off all my life but cannot for some reason win an Oscar" club.
• Jessica Chastain:  Thank you. Am I the newest member?
• Viola Davis:  Not really, I joined last year.
• Johnny Depp:  But first, will the president of this club allow her to join?
• Leonardo DiCaprio:  Yes, I allow her to join.
• Brad Pitt:  Alright Chastain, you're in. Can I pick the grub this week, guys? We did agree I can pick whenever we brought in someone new.
• Julianne Moore:  We never agreed on that!
• Sigourney Weaver:  I think we're all used to not getting what we want sometimes. This club was built on that, after all.

”Woman logic” aka ”negative and misogynistic beliefs about a woman’s ability to make her own decisions, perpetuated mostly by sexist boys with inferiority complexes and entitlement issues”

siskyisoutofbusiness:

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT

Shit I wasn’t around when this hit a thousand notes! Noice.

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Leonardo DiCaprio on the set of Django Unchained

Jessica Chastain attends TheWrap’s 4th Annual Pre-Oscar Party

catswithbenefits:

if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be