Gabe. Male. 19 years old. FIlm enthusiast. Pop culture database. I'm also a man who tries to be witty and worries more than anyone else you know. Probably. That's not a statistical fact or anything.
I am the son of Abed Nadir and Annie Edison. Man of faith, morals and lists. Man of many laughs. I guess I just like liking things. That includes shallow-but-kind-of-thoughtful crap like Big Brother and football.
This blog was built to disappoint and captivate you.