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Gabe. Male. 19 years old. FIlm enthusiast. Pop culture database. I'm also a man who tries to be witty and worries more than anyone else you know. Probably. That's not a statistical fact or anything.

I am the son of Abed Nadir and Annie Edison. Man of faith, morals and lists. Man of many laughs. I guess I just like liking things. That includes shallow-but-kind-of-thoughtful crap like Big Brother and football.

This blog was built to disappoint and captivate you.




❝You are not weak just because your heart feels so heavy.❞
— Andrea Gibson, The Nutritionist    (via moth-baby)

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i am not concerned with gender roles i am concerned with pizza rolls and you don’t seem to have them so we are done speaking

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I want to print these out as business cards and give them to idiots :)

i love getting messages more than anything else okay i don’t even care what the message says but just the fact that someone took the time out of their day to send me a message makes me want to sing walking on sunshine and bake chocolate chip cookies

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❝I’m just a fucking worrier….My favorite people are people who take away my nervousness and anxieties.❞
— Conor Oberst   (via 33113)

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My life is a struggle between wanting to watch what I haven’t yet watched and wanting to rewatch what I have…

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